I know a way
to find the treasure
look around
and notice pleasure
If you're the drum
and I'm the skin
pull me tight
and we'll begin
At the end
of this week
I'll see my friend
I may freak
I dislike
the day to come
no time to play
no time for rum
I like your boots
and your pussy
what's the problem
you showed them to me
I want to know
about the best
how we contrive
how we contest
I like the fact
that I am known
as one who loves
as one who's prone
Ugh and wat
and huh and wuts
If you speak
they'll think you're nuts
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Four Line Jenny Poems #10
I have to say
you did your part
to not confuse
or break the art
The full Moon rises
without a doubt
the Earth moves slowly
the Moon doesn't care
I can know
about the news
when we engage
no one will lose
I have lovers
lots of them
they make me smile
they lift my hem
As we move forward
to forget the past
our bad memories
will never last
My watch keeps time
But I am late
A lesson learned
I missed the date
Oh sunshine
oh daisy
oh blooming
like crazy
I felt you up
you went down
our lips connect
our time profound
Once I knew
a guy named Larry
He dumped me
for a guy named Harry
That was too easy
I must admit
Like smiles and laughter
When we commit
Of all the sheep
that like to wallow
through shearing lanes
nice wool to follow
All the bodies
born on Earth
The countless billions
who shared in mirth
Four Line Jenny Poems #9
I want to laugh
and make merry
no time for doubt
the look is scary
I saw this guy
reminded me of Clarke
with a demeanor fine
I would do him
I love my jokes
with all the flurry
of one who stokes
thoughts not dreary
If I'm the sweat
and you're the drip
down my face
you will slip
If you're the pen
and I'm the ink
spell some words
to make them think
When we begin
to never end
our hearts entwined
our love will blend
If we pretend
we are happy
some will think
that we are sappy
If you get burned
by the sun
you fucked up
you ruined your fun
If you're the tea
and I'm the cup
lift to my lips
I'll sip you up
If you're the watch
and I'm the time
I'll keep you wound
you'll be sublime
I cannot wait
until you leave
I'll miss you dearly
a tale to weave
I ate meat
you ate salad
I ate protein
you didn't
Will write one more
before I go
my beer is empty
I'm sad to know
and make merry
no time for doubt
the look is scary
I saw this guy
reminded me of Clarke
with a demeanor fine
I would do him
I love my jokes
with all the flurry
of one who stokes
thoughts not dreary
If I'm the sweat
and you're the drip
down my face
you will slip
If you're the pen
and I'm the ink
spell some words
to make them think
When we begin
to never end
our hearts entwined
our love will blend
If we pretend
we are happy
some will think
that we are sappy
If you get burned
by the sun
you fucked up
you ruined your fun
If you're the tea
and I'm the cup
lift to my lips
I'll sip you up
If you're the watch
and I'm the time
I'll keep you wound
you'll be sublime
I cannot wait
until you leave
I'll miss you dearly
a tale to weave
I ate meat
you ate salad
I ate protein
you didn't
Will write one more
before I go
my beer is empty
I'm sad to know
Four Line Jenny Poems #8
The river flows
sometimes down stream
with ebbs and flows
like morning dreams
I hate cigarettes
with all my passion
you smoke anyway
dumbass
I like beer
you like wine
I am happy
at times you whine
If we travel
out the door
we'll see plenty
we'll see more
You wear purple
to entice
I wear blue
because it's nice
Shift your weight
upon the sand
you'll sink in
impressions grand
When we mingle
with the strangers
all inhibitions
succumb to dangers
Some guys are fags
and they hate women
too bad for them
this won't rhyme
When we show up
to make the scene
our hearts are full
our makeup clean
She cut my hair
it fell to the floor
afraid to look
I'll grow more
sometimes down stream
with ebbs and flows
like morning dreams
I hate cigarettes
with all my passion
you smoke anyway
dumbass
I like beer
you like wine
I am happy
at times you whine
If we travel
out the door
we'll see plenty
we'll see more
You wear purple
to entice
I wear blue
because it's nice
Shift your weight
upon the sand
you'll sink in
impressions grand
When we mingle
with the strangers
all inhibitions
succumb to dangers
Some guys are fags
and they hate women
too bad for them
this won't rhyme
When we show up
to make the scene
our hearts are full
our makeup clean
She cut my hair
it fell to the floor
afraid to look
I'll grow more
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Four Line Jenny Poems #7
If you knew
how to dance
We could have
a nice romance
I am mild
you can tell
I am wild
under your spell
When you hate
I relate
to peace of mind
of those so kind
If you kiss me
I'll hold still
I won't wiggle
against your will
If you're a beer
and have no head
will drink you anyway
the beer's not dead
I reached out to you
you bit my hand
this won't rhyme
you asshole
As my pen
ran out of ink
My beer ran empty
made me think
how to dance
We could have
a nice romance
I am mild
you can tell
I am wild
under your spell
When you hate
I relate
to peace of mind
of those so kind
If you kiss me
I'll hold still
I won't wiggle
against your will
If you're a beer
and have no head
will drink you anyway
the beer's not dead
I reached out to you
you bit my hand
this won't rhyme
you asshole
As my pen
ran out of ink
My beer ran empty
made me think
Monday, May 17, 2010
Four Line Jenny Poems another round
Only words
can cause a fuss
Just don't listen
I want to cuss
You're the menu
I'm the dish
Make a selection
I'm delish
I'll keep checking
back with you
I'll ask your meaning
until I'm through
If you kiss me
when I look
Will you tease me
when I cook?
Pretty girls
drive me wild
No will to kiss
I'm too mild
Hunky guys
drive me crazy
want to kiss them
I'm too lazy
I am lost
I am able
I am sauced
I am stable
I used to know
I used to care
That I am worth it
that I had flair
There's no place
for me to work
I want to die
I'm such a jerk
I am worried
about my life
I need a mother
I need a wife
I'm the glass
and you're the beer
Fill me up
I'll share the cheer
If you're the boat
and I'm the lake
Skim across me
and I will quake
I watched the loons
and watched your face
I saw your smiles
full of grace
can cause a fuss
Just don't listen
I want to cuss
You're the menu
I'm the dish
Make a selection
I'm delish
I'll keep checking
back with you
I'll ask your meaning
until I'm through
If you kiss me
when I look
Will you tease me
when I cook?
Pretty girls
drive me wild
No will to kiss
I'm too mild
Hunky guys
drive me crazy
want to kiss them
I'm too lazy
I am lost
I am able
I am sauced
I am stable
I used to know
I used to care
That I am worth it
that I had flair
There's no place
for me to work
I want to die
I'm such a jerk
I am worried
about my life
I need a mother
I need a wife
I'm the glass
and you're the beer
Fill me up
I'll share the cheer
If you're the boat
and I'm the lake
Skim across me
and I will quake
I watched the loons
and watched your face
I saw your smiles
full of grace
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Surfer
A surfer runs
to jump the sea
down beach paths
to waves waiting
The buoyant board
positioned for mounting
a wall of energy
Paddle with verve
Rise up and ride
bending, twisting, balance
Synonymous surfer wave
along comes another
running the sea
to jump the sea
down beach paths
to waves waiting
The buoyant board
positioned for mounting
a wall of energy
Paddle with verve
Rise up and ride
bending, twisting, balance
Synonymous surfer wave
along comes another
running the sea
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Four Line Jenny Poems more...
I need to know
about your hair
WTF
Don't you care?
I've observed
that you are cool
You furl your brow
that look will rule
I'll take a shot
if you are hot
if you're not
I'll take one anyway
If you like me
I'll like you more
If you hate me
go fuck yourself
I parked my bike
under a light
when I returned
the site was bright
If you're the door
and I'm the mat
Wipe your feet
like I am flat
You wear a ring
goes round and round
Upon your finger
your life is bound
If I'm the shot glass
and you're the liquor
Fill me up
you'll come quicker
If I'm the boobs
and you're the bra
Wrap around me
I'm in awe
If you're the ball
and I'm the bat
I'll hit you far
Count on that
No one cares
that you know
I am luscious
and you blow
If I'm the foot
and you're the shoe
if you're a slip on
I'll fit you
Be bawdy
Be luscious
Be naughty
Be raucous
I'm at the bar
a group came in
I heard him say
we must squeeze in
Fourteen are here
fourteen are near
I can see
We need keg beer
I'll let you know
if I'm in trouble
I'll need you here
on the double
about your hair
WTF
Don't you care?
I've observed
that you are cool
You furl your brow
that look will rule
I'll take a shot
if you are hot
if you're not
I'll take one anyway
If you like me
I'll like you more
If you hate me
go fuck yourself
I parked my bike
under a light
when I returned
the site was bright
If you're the door
and I'm the mat
Wipe your feet
like I am flat
You wear a ring
goes round and round
Upon your finger
your life is bound
If I'm the shot glass
and you're the liquor
Fill me up
you'll come quicker
If I'm the boobs
and you're the bra
Wrap around me
I'm in awe
If you're the ball
and I'm the bat
I'll hit you far
Count on that
No one cares
that you know
I am luscious
and you blow
If I'm the foot
and you're the shoe
if you're a slip on
I'll fit you
Be bawdy
Be luscious
Be naughty
Be raucous
I'm at the bar
a group came in
I heard him say
we must squeeze in
Fourteen are here
fourteen are near
I can see
We need keg beer
I'll let you know
if I'm in trouble
I'll need you here
on the double
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