Four Line Jenny Poems #10

I have to say
you did your part
to not confuse
or break the art

The full Moon rises
without a doubt
the Earth moves slowly
the Moon doesn't care

I can know
about the news
when we engage
no one will lose

I have lovers
lots of them
they make me smile
they lift my hem

As we move forward
to forget the past
our bad memories
will never last

My watch keeps time
But I am late
A lesson learned
I missed the date

Oh sunshine
oh daisy
oh blooming
like crazy

I felt you up
you went down
our lips connect
our time profound

Once I knew
a guy named Larry
He dumped me
for a guy named Harry

That was too easy
I must admit
Like smiles and laughter
When we commit

Of all the sheep
that like to wallow
through shearing lanes
nice wool to follow

All the bodies
born on Earth
The countless billions
who shared in mirth

Four Line Jenny Poems #9

I want to laugh
and make merry
no time for doubt
the look is scary

I saw this guy
reminded me of Clarke
with a demeanor fine
I would do him

I love my jokes
with all the flurry
of one who stokes
thoughts not dreary

If I'm the sweat
and you're the drip
down my face
you will slip

If you're the pen
and I'm the ink
spell some words
to make them think

When we begin
to never end
our hearts entwined
our love will blend

If we pretend
we are happy
some will think
that we are sappy

If you get burned
by the sun
you fucked up
you ruined your fun

If you're the tea
and I'm the cup
lift to my lips
I'll sip you up

If you're the watch
and I'm the time
I'll keep you wound
you'll be sublime

I cannot wait
until you leave
I'll miss you dearly
a tale to weave

I ate meat
you ate salad
I ate protein
you didn't

Will write one more
before I go
my beer is empty
I'm sad to know

Four Line Jenny Poems #8

The river flows
sometimes down stream
with ebbs and flows
like morning dreams

I hate cigarettes
with all my passion
you smoke anyway
dumbass

I like beer
you like wine
I am happy
at times you whine

If we travel
out the door
we'll see plenty
we'll see more

You wear purple
to entice
I wear blue
because it's nice

Shift your weight
upon the sand
you'll sink in
impressions grand

When we mingle
with the strangers
all inhibitions
succumb to dangers

Some guys are fags
and they hate women
too bad for them
this won't rhyme

When we show up
to make the scene
our hearts are full
our makeup clean

She cut my hair
it fell to the floor
afraid to look
I'll grow more

Four Line Jenny Poems #7

If you knew
how to dance
We could have
a nice romance

I am mild
you can tell
I am wild
under your spell

When you hate
I relate
to peace of mind
of those so kind

If you kiss me
I'll hold still
I won't wiggle
against your will

If you're a beer
and have no head
will drink you anyway
the beer's not dead

I reached out to you
you bit my hand
this won't rhyme
you asshole

As my pen
ran out of ink
My beer ran empty
made me think

Four Line Jenny Poems another round

Only words
can cause a fuss
Just don't listen
I want to cuss


You're the menu
I'm the dish
Make a selection
I'm delish


I'll keep checking
back with you
I'll ask your meaning
until I'm through


If you kiss me
when I look
Will you tease me
when I cook?


Pretty girls
drive me wild
No will to kiss
I'm too mild


Hunky guys
drive me crazy
want to kiss them
I'm too lazy


I am lost
I am able
I am sauced
I am stable


I used to know
I used to care
That I am worth it
that I had flair


There's no place
for me to work
I want to die
I'm such a jerk


I am worried
about my life
I need a mother
I need a wife


I'm the glass
and you're the beer
Fill me up
I'll share the cheer


If you're the boat
and I'm the lake
Skim across me
and I will quake


I watched the loons
and watched your face
I saw your smiles
full of grace

Surfer

A surfer runs
to jump the sea
down beach paths
to waves waiting

The buoyant board
positioned for mounting
a wall of energy
Paddle with verve
Rise up and ride
bending, twisting, balance

Synonymous surfer wave
along comes another
running the sea

Four Line Jenny Poems more...

I need to know
about your hair
WTF
Don't you care?

I've observed
that you are cool
You furl your brow
that look will rule

I'll take a shot
if you are hot
if you're not
I'll take one anyway

If you like me
I'll like you more
If you hate me
go fuck yourself

I parked my bike
under a light
when I returned
the site was bright

If you're the door
and I'm the mat
Wipe your feet
like I am flat

You wear a ring
goes round and round
Upon your finger
your life is bound

If I'm the shot glass
and you're the liquor
Fill me up
you'll come quicker

If I'm the boobs
and you're the bra
Wrap around me
I'm in awe

If you're the ball
and I'm the bat
I'll hit you far
Count on that

No one cares
that you know
I am luscious
and you blow

If I'm the foot
and you're the shoe
if you're a slip on
I'll fit you

Be bawdy
Be luscious
Be naughty
Be raucous

I'm at the bar
a group came in
I heard him say
we must squeeze in

Fourteen are here
fourteen are near
I can see
We need keg beer

I'll let you know
if I'm in trouble
I'll need you here
on the double

Four Line Jenny Poems more of them

When you decide
That I am worthy
Call me up
I won't act surly


My name is Jenny
Yours is Tim
Some days I think
I'll call you Jim


If I am right
And you are wrong
I’ll climb a tree
And sing a song


You are rich
I am poor
I’m no bitch
You have more


I’m a boat
You’re a ship
I am humble
You are flip


You’re the shoes
I’m the socks
We go stepping
Drinking Bocks


All the doubts
All the worries
Hit me up
And make things blurry


If I’m the pants
And you’re the shirt
Zip me up
So we can flirt


You say yes
I say maybe
You say no
I say date me


I like my bike
You like your rifle
If you shoot me
You’re sure to stifle


I see my legs
Are looking hairy
Winter is long
The look is scary


I like flowers
In the wild
I like writing
First person mild


I saw a face
Upon the moon
It had no race
The month was June


I saw a cloud
Looked like a fish
You shrieked loud
I made a wish


I have boobies
You have moobies
Yours are hairy
Put a shirt on


When I was young
I had kittens
That’s not true
I just had mittens