Halloween weekend last October I pedaled home along the bicycle path and was attacked by a stranger in a random act of violence.
Though it was dark, I noticed three figures standing idle just off the path ahead. I mistakenly didn’t take heed to stop and go the other direction. Too trusting, I continued along the path like a thousand times before…
As I rolled by, I noticed one figure lunge toward me. He was big, like a football player. In that moment, I thought, what the fuck does he want and looked ahead to ignore him and keep going.
I recall a moment of the collision, of what was me hitting the ground. Next I recall, a guy was asking if I was okay. He pedaled by and saw me lying with my bike off the path. I told him I was attacked, but seemingly okay. He went on his way and I continued the last few blocks home.
By the time I arrived, the concussion was obvious. I had a huge lump the size of a baseball on the backside of my head. My jaw was out of alignment and my bite didn’t come back together for a day or so. Then the deep body bruises on my back and entire ass cheek appeared and lingered for a couple weeks, eventually forming into the shape of a loon. How MN like.
I can only surmise the thug slugged me in the jaw, which knocked me out and off my bike. In the fall, I landed on my ass and hit my head on the ground. Considering the amount of time between leaving for home and arriving, I was unconscious for 10-15 minutes.
Strangely, I wasn’t robbed, raped and they didn’t take my bike. What was their purpose? Was it an act of hazing? Was it a dare? Was it just asshole guys out wilding on a Halloween party night? Did they realize they nearly killed me and that scared them off? So fucking senseless of them...
I never felt fear, though I’m deeply disappointed. My bicycle is my main mode of transport. I travel the bike paths daily (when free of ice). I wear a helmet now, which I never had before, in nearly 50 years of riding. The helmet cautiously restores my roughed up sense of safety. I am used to riding anywhere, at anytime I want. Anyway, seven months later, there is still a small lump that is sore and tingles, sometimes my skull hurts and my ears are fucked up.
I love my bicycle. http://www.loversandwreckers.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-bicycle-love-poem.html
