Unemployed

“Not to decide is to decide.” - Harvey Cox


I want to work, really I do.

I want to be in charge, but they won’t let me.

I like not working, it just doesn’t pay well.

I’m a free spirit in search of a job thingy.

I’ve learned only what it is I don’t want to do.

I don’t want another dead end job.

I have a challenge finding work since I don't like the way that it works.

I’ve been fired so many times, I don’t want to work.

I have done every job possible, given my limited skill set.

I should work for myself. Doing what? Everyone is already doing everything.

I’m coasting, making wishes.

I wish my wish list wasn’t so long…

I’m about to lose the best gig I ever had (unemployment).


I give up
the end is near
Can't find a job
to save my rear