Four Line Jenny Poems another round

Only words
can cause a fuss
Just don't listen
I want to cuss


You're the menu
I'm the dish
Make a selection
I'm delish


I'll keep checking
back with you
I'll ask your meaning
until I'm through


If you kiss me
when I look
Will you tease me
when I cook?


Pretty girls
drive me wild
No will to kiss
I'm too mild


Hunky guys
drive me crazy
want to kiss them
I'm too lazy


I am lost
I am able
I am sauced
I am stable


I used to know
I used to care
That I am worth it
that I had flair


There's no place
for me to work
I want to die
I'm such a jerk


I am worried
about my life
I need a mother
I need a wife


I'm the glass
and you're the beer
Fill me up
I'll share the cheer


If you're the boat
and I'm the lake
Skim across me
and I will quake


I watched the loons
and watched your face
I saw your smiles
full of grace

Surfer

A surfer runs
to jump the sea
down beach paths
to waves waiting

The buoyant board
positioned for mounting
a wall of energy
Paddle with verve
Rise up and ride
bending, twisting, balance

Synonymous surfer wave
along comes another
running the sea

Four Line Jenny Poems more...

I need to know
about your hair
WTF
Don't you care?

I've observed
that you are cool
You furl your brow
that look will rule

I'll take a shot
if you are hot
if you're not
I'll take one anyway

If you like me
I'll like you more
If you hate me
go fuck yourself

I parked my bike
under a light
when I returned
the site was bright

If you're the door
and I'm the mat
Wipe your feet
like I am flat

You wear a ring
goes round and round
Upon your finger
your life is bound

If I'm the shot glass
and you're the liquor
Fill me up
you'll come quicker

If I'm the boobs
and you're the bra
Wrap around me
I'm in awe

If you're the ball
and I'm the bat
I'll hit you far
Count on that

No one cares
that you know
I am luscious
and you blow

If I'm the foot
and you're the shoe
if you're a slip on
I'll fit you

Be bawdy
Be luscious
Be naughty
Be raucous

I'm at the bar
a group came in
I heard him say
we must squeeze in

Fourteen are here
fourteen are near
I can see
We need keg beer

I'll let you know
if I'm in trouble
I'll need you here
on the double

Four Line Jenny Poems more of them

When you decide
That I am worthy
Call me up
I won't act surly


My name is Jenny
Yours is Tim
Some days I think
I'll call you Jim


If I am right
And you are wrong
I’ll climb a tree
And sing a song


You are rich
I am poor
I’m no bitch
You have more


I’m a boat
You’re a ship
I am humble
You are flip


You’re the shoes
I’m the socks
We go stepping
Drinking Bocks


All the doubts
All the worries
Hit me up
And make things blurry


If I’m the pants
And you’re the shirt
Zip me up
So we can flirt


You say yes
I say maybe
You say no
I say date me


I like my bike
You like your rifle
If you shoot me
You’re sure to stifle


I see my legs
Are looking hairy
Winter is long
The look is scary


I like flowers
In the wild
I like writing
First person mild


I saw a face
Upon the moon
It had no race
The month was June


I saw a cloud
Looked like a fish
You shrieked loud
I made a wish


I have boobies
You have moobies
Yours are hairy
Put a shirt on


When I was young
I had kittens
That’s not true
I just had mittens

10 Movie Facts About Me

Per my request, I was tagged by @loripop326 http://shesawake.com/2010/04/10-movie-facts-about-me/ to spew 10 Movie Facts About Me

10 Movie Facts About Me

1. I see few films; I am so far behind it is embarrassing (but really, who the fuck cares? This post is just for fun). I enjoy movies on the big screen, but would rather play outside. Plus, I don't have discretionary funds to support my desire to attend. ugh. I saw ALICE IN WONDERLAND, this year. Before that, was JULIE/JULIA and before that, BORAT. ...enough said, except to say, I liked them and was rather entertained.

2. The most influential film on my life is MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL. I honed my disdain for organized religion and grew a strong belief in the separation of church and state. I have seen this film a couple dozen times, maybe more. Because of the British accent, the first dozen viewings was to listen and hear what the fuck was being said. Beyond that, I enjoy this film because it is so hilarious to me, that I laugh through every scene, every time. This is my favorite film. I often annoy or amuse my friends when I recite lines from this movie, when I deem pertinent to the conversation.

3. I miss Gilda Radner. GILDA LIVE is an awesome film of a live performance of Gilda's strong characters. This film amuses me each time I see it and makes me cry, because I miss her talent and because of the song at the end when she sings, "Honey" (Kiss Me With Your Clothes On). Also, "Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals" is fucking hilarious, to me. "Fuck you Mr. Bunny. Eat shit, Mr. Fox. Tell a chicken, suck my dick and give him chicken pox." Oh come on, you know that is funny. I love this film!!

4. HAROLD and MAUDE. Oh fuck, I love this film for the irony, the social messages, the humor, the angst and the sound track. Ruth Gordon, oh my! I miss Ruth Gordon. When she sings Cat Stevens, “If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out,” I sing and dance along, and copy her hand gestures. I want to go out like Maude does in this film.

5. THE SOUND of MUSIC. I love the music, comedy (despite the serious story of those awful Nazi people), and the cinematography. I have seen this film many times over my life time. I will watch it again. "But it doesn't mean anything." This is my favorite line in the film.

6. THE WIZARD OF OZ. You know, everyone likes this film. The witch still freaks me out, but I feel angst and admiration for Margaret Hamilton, having to play such a role and wear that awful witch make up. Once I tweeted with others throughout this film when it was on TV. That was so amusing to me. We comforted each other during the scary scenes.

7. HIGH FIDELITY is another favorite film. John Cusack, I love his work and I have a thing for him, which has lasted since the mid 80's. The story is worthy, the characters are entertaining. Jack Black's character is a pain in the ass, but it moves the story along. The soundtrack fits well and is one I listen to, still. And, it is a love story. And Oh, LOVE STORY is another love story movie I love.

8. UP IN SMOKE. Oh, hahahahahhahhhhaaa Yes. I love this film too. It had a timely influence on my youth. I also still enjoy the sound track.

9. SHORT CUTS. Robert Altman was a genius working with other brilliant people to create this film. The story, ensemble cast and sound track entertain me. The twist at the end, the perversion, the violence, the angst throughout this comedy, sticks inside my head of how not to behave. Not like I behave like any of these characters in any way, but it is a reminder none the less. The story is over the top, but then again, some people are so fucked up. Also, Raymond Carver is a favored author and Short Cuts is based on his writings.

10. I do not own a DVD player. I'm not proud, just poor. So, as I dug through my VHS bin, CORINA CORINA, WATERWORLD, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN and WILLOW jump out as four films I enjoy, that entertain, make me laugh and feel something. And, those are reasons enough to watch these films, these movies, again and again.

Unemployed

“Not to decide is to decide.” - Harvey Cox


I want to work, really I do.

I want to be in charge, but they won’t let me.

I like not working, it just doesn’t pay well.

I’m a free spirit in search of a job thingy.

I’ve learned only what it is I don’t want to do.

I don’t want another dead end job.

I have a challenge finding work since I don't like the way that it works.

I’ve been fired so many times, I don’t want to work.

I have done every job possible, given my limited skill set.

I should work for myself. Doing what? Everyone is already doing everything.

I’m coasting, making wishes.

I wish my wish list wasn’t so long…

I’m about to lose the best gig I ever had (unemployment).


I give up
the end is near
Can't find a job
to save my rear

About Time

For jhillstephens
with time to share


If we could stop time
or speed it up
or let it pass by
or space out
or
wtf am I talking about?
now

more Four line Jenny Poems

You have to wait
You must not worry
I'm running late
I'm in no hurry

I am wild
I confess
You are freaky
You digress

I am able
You are Mable
We have dinner
At your table

I'll bring foil
You bring paste
We'll build our dreams
Upon the waste

The table is yellow
The chairs are white
The beer is amber
The colors are light

You lift my spirit
I give you shit
You want my soup
I let you sit

I have a big butt
Thanks to Dad
My eyes are blue
Tho, I'm no Ladd

If I'm an apple
and you're a peach
I'll peel your grape
to appease your reach

I lift you up
You drop me under
You pull me down
I push you over

Are you smarter
than the hype?
I'll give you info
the story's ripe

I give up
the end is near
Can't find a job
to save my rear

I want to know
how we exist
I want to blow
You can't resist