The allure of the social media site known as Twitter, is an open format, which allows the user to express ones thoughts without censor. Oh Twittermachine, you give and take. I'm impressed! I've been on Twitter long enough to have many followers that amuse and entertain me. Some of which find me amusing in return. And fuck, some I simply piss off and they let me have it. Over time, I collected a list of such meaningful words used in reply to my twitter posts (tweets). This ever growing list, to a certain degree, inspired this blog. My favorite word on this list is 'baffling', shared by a twat on Twitter.
When words lay down
the way I want them
they feel like lovers
sounding off in syllables
caressing the page
leading me on
rhythmic as mirth
soothing, whimsical and pert
The list: Amusing, awesome, baffling, bat-shit fucking crazy, charming, charmingly weird, crazy, creative, creepy, cunt, deep, delightful, disturbing, doll, fascinating, flirt, fucker, Fucktard, fun, funny, hilarious, honey, idiot, incorrigible, incredible, insane, intriguing, lovely, lover, lunatic, naughty, nefarious, nerd, nut job, psycho, queer, rascal, sexy, silly, smart, steely, sweet, sweetie, twat, weird, wild, witty and wonderful...
I am both a lover and a wrecker. I can live with that.
And then, Anonymous noted...
Wow, I found this website via a friend on Twitter. I did a read back of your posts and think you might have forgotten a few words.
"Man hater"
"Exaggerator"
"Attention Whore"
"Child"
"Fucked up"
I'm pretty certain you will find a positive spin to put on this because you are "In denial" and "delusional"
As we like to post on Twitter: LMFAO
Wow, I found this website via a friend on Twitter. I did a read back of your posts and think you might have forgotten a few words.
ReplyDelete"Man hater" comes to mind.
"Exaggerator" is one that seems appropriate too.
"Attention Whore"
"Child"
"Fucked up"
I'm pretty certain you will find a positive spin to put on this because you are "In denial" and "delusional"
Hello Anonymous. I seemed to have pissed you off. Your comment is cowardly. Man hater? What evidence do you have of that? What posts? On Twitter? Within my blog posts? I'm confused. Attention Whore? Because I have a blog and use Twitter? I'm confused. In denial? Delusional? Over what? I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteThe positive spin here is that I can only LMAO and make wishes for you to reappear. ox
Hello My Jenny Girl! Thanks to twitter I have found awesomesauce people like you! Twitter is an avenue that allows me to connect to other non-filtered individuals like myself in the world. #fanfuckingtastic! Keep speaking your mind Jenny Girl! I know I will. *kisses*
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny,
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing your thoughts and words. Will remember to check back every now and again for new stories that entertain and provide a glimpse beneath your surface.
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